For years now, people have said since I know so much I should be president. In spite of all their urging, I have decided not to run. During the last two years I have found intelligence and honesty is a hindrance to be the leader of the American people.
Any scientific knowledge stands in the way of forming the most idiotic policies imaginable. I am camera-shy and today one must feel the need to say something in front of the daily gaggle of reporters and cameras at the front gate.
I would bring in very politically neutral people to present ideas for me to consider instead of getting my policies from Fox & Friends each night. I would not tell an average of 10 lies a day because I don't have a clue and have a need to be the center of attention.
I think we need friends around the world and would not destroy the friendships and alliances we have developed for decades. I would hope my personality would never be as abrasive or abusive as some of today's politicians. I would hope that I would follow the moral integrity and politeness of the last administration
The majority of Americans have shown they favor people like me but unfortunately too many idiots live in a few states allowing them to control who is in the White House.