Take hard-boiled egg and dip into the yellow dye for a couple seconds and then dip into the blue dye for a couple seconds, then back into the yellow for about five minutes, and then into the blue for a minute or two, and then go back to the yellow for a couple minutes and back to the blue for a minute.
Panic because it's not turning green.
Pray and dip it into orange. Watch in terror as it turns into a dark, sad color.
And dip into yellow to try to lighten it up. At this point, it's the color of smog.
Go back to blue for a minute.
Dip it into the orange, then the blue, and finish with yellow.
Congratulations! You've beaten the internet.