To the Editor:
Readers know I seldom agree with the president on his, well, (there aren’t enough adjectives in the dictionary) activities.
Saying that, I agree with his attack on TikTok. How can we allow the Chinese and the rest of the world know we are addicted to cats’ and dogs’ antics? These super-secret antics must be part of the National Security Agency’s briefings to the president. We know from John Bolton’s book and interviews that Trump pays close attention (ha ha) to those briefings.
Imagine some Chinese intelligence officer falling off his chair from laughing at a cat batting a ball of yarn. Obviously, he didn’t know the breed of cat, the size of the ball and the number of swats is our attack plans on their South China Sea bases. Where else could we store our secrets since every country seems to be able to hack our secret computers? What a great idea. Take it away from the Chinese company and keep our cats’ antics safe.